Kiss Enthusiast T-Shirts

'That was quite a birthday party - we played full-contact spin-the-bottle.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Two minds but with a single thought.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

I only have eyes for you

Klimt Kiss Phones

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"This will be hilarious!"

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Funnel of Love

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

Funnel of Love

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Champagne Bubble

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

You're my Venus

Love Birds love snuggles

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Words of Love

Mating rituals

Dialogue

A young couple in love.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

The Tunnel Of Love