Cupid Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

"So whassup, babe?"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

Cupid gets an upgrade

Cupid

"I was just trying to put some romance back in our marriage for Valentine's Day, officer. You know, like Cupid!"

Valentines

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"Don't you dare!"

Love-Book

Cupid's Valentine

"See me again in two weeks. I'll be back from my honeymoon by then"

'You're wicked'

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

Narcissus

'A new strategic weapon.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

Romance was in the air

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Cupid and Targets

Happy Valentines

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Cupid HQ. I've been laid off. Everybody is meeting online.

"The bad news is that we're not your real parents. . . The good news is that you'll be out of the nest by February."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"This will be hilarious!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Love is in the air...

Incompatible.

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."