Cupid Enthusiast Mugs

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"So whassup, babe?"

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

'Democracy? I thought we were spreading love.'

Cupid gets an upgrade

Cupid

"I was just trying to put some romance back in our marriage for Valentine's Day, officer. You know, like Cupid!"

Valentines

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"Don't you dare!"

Love-Book

Cupid's Valentine

"See me again in two weeks. I'll be back from my honeymoon by then"

'You're wicked'

Narcissus

'A new strategic weapon.'

'It feels great now, but you will see when it's pulled out.'

Romance was in the air

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Happy Valentines

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

"The bad news is that we're not your real parents. . . The good news is that you'll be out of the nest by February."

"He decided to become a divorce lawyer!"

"This will be hilarious!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Love is in the air...

Incompatible.

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Dialogue

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."