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Cupid's eye test.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"Call me?"

Cupid and Targets

Back to school.

"This will be hilarious!"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Love is in the air...

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Love is Blind.

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Cupid paints Stop sign

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Love Birds love just being together

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cupid and parachutists.

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Tasty.

Why it's easier to fall in love with a fat bald guy,

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Growing Love

You just keep giving.

Banana Smoothie

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'