Cupid Aficionado Gifts

Cupid's eye test.

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

"Call me?"

"This will be hilarious!"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Sitting in a tree

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Love is in the air...

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

Love Birds love just being together

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Cupid and parachutists.

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Tasty.

Growing Love

You just keep giving.

Banana Smoothie

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

Happy Valentines