Cupid Fan Gifts

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'I thought once you brought people together, you were supposed to drop out of the picture.'

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

Cat Stops Cupid

'You're wasting your time. I like my job, but I'll never love it.'

"I'm afraid we don't have too many openings for someone to 'smite the heart of a fair maiden'."

'Sorry, he's not much of a shot, but he can spot a great wine from a mile away.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

'Americans have gotten so fat, I had to switch my bow and arrows for a harpoon.'

'My boyfriend says that every Valentine's day he's reminded how much of a good shot cupid is. My boyfriend has a way with words. I hope he uses some of them to propose.'

'It was all those computer dating services.'

Cupid and parachutists.

Love in Church

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"This will be hilarious!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Love is in the air...

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Growing Love

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Happy Valentines

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

Cupid's Valentine

Tough Love 2000

Valentines

"Is our owner hot?"

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

'Love is a Drug'.

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Cupid's eye test.