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"I'm experimenting with an arrow that dramatically lowers expectations."

"Flûte! Encore raté!"

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Loves me / loves me not

'I see you got platonic love again.'

'Keep it simple, cupid!'

Cupids on the warpath.

Crushed By A Cupid...Another Inevitable Side Effect Of The Obesity Epidemic.

Love to read

"This will be hilarious!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Love is in the air...

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'And after I'm through, our staff attorney will drop by to assist you with all the pre-nuptial agreement documents!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Dialogue

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"You lack spontaniety."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Love Birds love just being together

Valentines Balloons

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Growing Love

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Biological Cuckoo clock