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'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Emergency exit into Space

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'I'll take it!'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"Did you have a cat?"

Ask A Silly Question.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"