Gap-gazers T-Shirts

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Emergency exit into Space

'I'll take it!'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Ask A Silly Question.

"Did you have a cat?"

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'Now think, Harris, what did you do different on that day?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"That was a rumor day."

"So what do you do for a living?"