Ghost Gazer Gifts

"Did you have a cat?"

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Reach for the Star.

'T.M.I.F.'

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Now that's an afro!'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

Where Indian ink came from.

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

The star hunters

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.