Galactic Gazer Gifts

"They said it was the natural resting position of the telescope, but it still creeps me out."

'Yes, we know the universe is expanding, but what about Microsoft?'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Reach for the Star.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Teenagers!'

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

The star hunters

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Birds Following Witch.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"