Galactic Grazer Gifts

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

I'm going to graze....WHERE NO COW HAS GRAZED BEFORE!

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Boptimism

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Emergency exit into Space

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

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