Galactic Grazer Gifts

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

I'm going to graze....WHERE NO COW HAS GRAZED BEFORE!

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Teenagers!'

Boptimism

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Emergency exit into Space

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"So what do you do for a living?"

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

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