Spiritual Grazer Gifts

Is there life after digestion?

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Oh Hi!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

I am one with stupid.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Oof.'

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Priest watering his wings.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Leaves Falling in Heaven.