Spiritual Grazer Gifts

Is there life after digestion?

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Oh Hi!'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Priest with Christian symbol

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

"Holy Mackerel!"

I am one with stupid.

"Free why-fi.”

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"He's mad at God."

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

'Oof.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Priest watering his wings.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

Leaves Falling in Heaven.

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man