Restless Grazer Gifts

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'Oh Hi!'

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

Secretive Weigh In.

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Is there any way we could describe this bit of old tart that would make a Russian oligarch pay £2 million for it?"

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Oof.'

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

"Sleep? No, I'm the anxiety fairy. How about a cuppa joe?"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Wheel of Sleep Misfortune

Is there life after digestion?

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

There's no reason to feel guilty - You're not the only vegetarian to get swine flu.

'Are you counting sheep again?'

'My human puts two scoops of chaff, one scoop of nuts, 1/4 scoop of feed balancer, a scoop of garlic, herbs, salt, mood calmer, electrolytes and more into my feed every day. But you just can't beat this stuff!'

Think / Don't think signs.

'It just turned tomorrow.'