Galactic Griller Gifts

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Beach Barbecue

Boptimism

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The Origins of Everything

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Parking meter on the moon.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"Are we there yet?"

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

E. TR. AHS. PCNL.

Leonard Nimoy

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."