Galactic Griller Gifts

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Beach Barbecue

Boptimism

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

The Origins of Everything

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Parking meter on the moon.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"Last Year we went to Peoria."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

It says, 'Billions of Babies on Board.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'You do have catastrophic insurance, but it only applies in case of invasion from outer space.'

"Are we there yet?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."