Heavenly Griller Gifts

"Somehow I thought it would be different up here."

Beach Barbecue

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

An amplified harp

Angel playing music

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Oof.'

"Eternity isn't so bad - as long as I can keep track of how my earthly investments are doing."

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Heaven - under new management.

The King Can Do No Wrong

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

Inventive Uses of Halo

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

"I miss the days of folk music."

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

"What's good here?"

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

"Oh sure. . . now the market rebounds!"

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

Harp tuner...

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

"I grilled your chicken, and it admitted everything."

...I like to check on how my stock are doing