Heavenly Griller Pillows

"Somehow I thought it would be different up here."

Beach Barbecue

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

An amplified harp

Angel playing music

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'Oof.'

"Eternity isn't so bad - as long as I can keep track of how my earthly investments are doing."

"No, thank you. I'd prefer seeing a menu from the restaurant across the street."

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Heaven - under new management.

The King Can Do No Wrong

"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

In The Olive Garden, we harvest bread sticks year round.

Hell's Kitchen / God's Pantry.

Inventive Uses of Halo

'Nothing in the rules about it having to be a harp...'

Celestial Music

"Harps only? Down, please."

"What's good here?"

"He used to be an aerodynamics engineer."

"Oh sure. . . now the market rebounds!"

"I grilled your chicken, and it admitted everything."

Harp tuner...

"Every hand I draw is a royal flush! This really is heaven!"

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

...I like to check on how my stock are doing

'Personally, I think the cumulous taste more cotton candy then marshmallow.'