Heavenly Smoker Pillows

Designated Smoking Area

"How can you be out of wings?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"But what if this is all there is?"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Angel Swing

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Angel with a halo nose piercing.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

Just before The Big Bang

'Relax, you are in doggy heaven. I'm just from a temp service.'

Paradise: Collection of wine

"I was lucky -- my parents went to Heaven."

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

"I always wondered what it would be like to sleep on a cloud."

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Visual Gag / A man in Heaven replacing the AAA batteries for his halo

Heaven Has VIP

"He's very proud of his stomach's 'good bacteria'."