Grilling Genius Pillows

"I grilled your chicken, and it admitted everything."

"How can you be out of wings?"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Beach Barbecue

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Oh Hi!'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Come and get it!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Funky Chef 2

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'I know, we'll lead off the presentation with me telling an incredibly long and seemingly pointless anecdote about the time I burned my finger while lighting the back yard grill...'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Family Barbecue