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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Steak Ted?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

His New Grillfriend

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."