Goose Watching Gifts

"It's the goose that lays the cholesterol-free eggs."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Polly txt speak

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The Zoo.

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Intelligent people laugh too!

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

The Worm Charmer

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.