Goose Watching Pillows

"It's the goose that lays the cholesterol-free eggs."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Polly txt speak

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

The Zoo.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Tourists

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swan Fairy Tales

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Intelligent people laugh too!

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

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