Goose Pillows

S**t Threw a Goose

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sauce for the Goose

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Giraffe Selfie

Jungle Stores.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

Canada Goose

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

'Okay - which of you wise guys just goosed me?'

Goose escapes the tv.

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Wow! That was the craziest sneeze I've ever seen!

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Camel.

Honk if you're a goose.

Golden Egg.

Goose

Tunnel of Luv...

'This is an all body tattoo.'

"Is it the slime?"

Giraffe

Hooooooooooooonk. Woo-hoo! He saw us!

Goose Bus Driving South