Goose Prints

S**t Threw a Goose

"I'm breaking in a new pillow."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sauce for the Goose

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Giraffe Selfie

Jungle Stores.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Rover is sulking because he helped bag the goose and all he gets for dinner is dog food.'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

Canada Goose

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Goose escapes the tv.

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

'Man that REALLY BUGS ME when a robbery call out turns into a WILD-GOOSE chase!' (Police chasing a goose driving a car).

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Camel.

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Honk if you're a goose.

'Goose rescuing bird dog.'

Wow! That was the craziest sneeze I've ever seen!

Goose

Goose dreaming

"Is it the slime?"

Giraffe

Goose Bus Driving South

Tunnel of Luv...

Duck Tape.

'This is an all body tattoo.'