Seagull Sympathizer T-Shirts

'I told you not to feed the seagulls, Dear!'

Seagulls

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

'I don't want bread crumbs. I'd prefer some money to buy a cheeseburger.'

Of all the seagulls, Simon was a shoe-in for the silliest...Oh that's just terrific. And how are we supposed to get off here now?

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

Seagulls landing

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Meet the Author of 'Fishing is Easy'!

"You get the french fries, I'll get his wallet."

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Seagull food pyramid

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

"Whatever you do, don't make eye contact."

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"I'm Colin and I steal chips."

"You were warned, Albert."

'Surfs Up.'

"It's not you, it's me. I mean, come on, I'm a freaking sea urchin!"

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"