Sunglass Collector Prints

'Drop him again, Louie.'

"I always lose sunglasses."

These shades are awesome. They're not for you. Sunglass King. But they'd look great on me. True. It's not that. It's, well … We're trying to preserve our brand image. We only sell those to qualified individuals. People with the right look. Hold on. Are you saying I'm too ugly to buy your stupid sunglasses? Put bluntly. How dare you, pal. Why I oughta … Hold on. Okay. I'll sell you the glasses. But on one condition. Some days the humiliation just piles on. Who's the cutie in the shades?

'They keep the flies out of my eyes and I look cool at the same time!'

"I'm in disguise."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Summertime

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

The sunglasses.

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Overkill, dude."

Rogue elephant

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Let there be cool.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'Sunflower wearing sunglasses.'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

Snow blind.