Glasses Enthusiast Gifts

'No, your eyes are perfect, but fake glasses would sure make you look smarter.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'You think you look pretty cool, don't you?'

My Glasses

"Admit it Geoff...you need glasses!"

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"Your vision isn't great. I'm going to recommend getting buttons."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Those make you look like a bit of a tosser, these are more you - A complete arse'

'He always wears those when he's looking for rabbits!'

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

Jacqueline Alemany

"I know it looks silly, but my eyesight's failing...twice last week I couldn't even find my own tail!"

"Yeah, I like these, I'll take them."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"He hates it when his glasses slide down his nose."

Frustration is looking for your glasses without your glasses.

'I need a third glasses prescription so I'll have one to look for the other two.'

These are perfect. I'll take them.

Short sighted man talking to mannequin. - "Can you help me find my wife?"

'What do you like about her?'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

A guide to glasses.

"Do you think glasses make people look smarter?" "That depends, little buddy." "The glasses must be small, to give you the illusion of a larger noggin." "The rims must be thick enough to hide any dullard-like facial expressions, to create the illusion of perceptivity." "And lastly, one must never speak, lest he say something dumb and ruin the illusions." "What if I also wore a big bushy mustache to muffle my words?"

The reason I buy my eyeglasses at the dollar store is that my health insurance is limited when it comes to eye care. I can't have them checked, although I CAN have them counted.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'The sunglasses idea would have worked if you hadn't started snoring.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Second hand furniture.