Shade Lovers Pillows

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

The Sun Bather

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

"I love summer."

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

'Glorious day'

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

Summer

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Egyptian umbrella

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'

Sunbloc 1000

'We have to plant a tree every time we go out.'