Shade Lovers Prints

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

Elusive Shadow.

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

The Sun Bather

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."

Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm off work. Let's catch some rays! You already have a great tan from your job! You don't need to go sunbathing. Oh, yes I do!

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"I love summer."

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'Glorious day'

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

Summer

Egyptian umbrella

Sherwood forest. Private. Keep out.

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Sunbloc 1000

'They've got everything...one even has it's own shed.'