Shade Plant Supporter Gifts

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Sunbathers.

Theatre Crowd

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'That plant food really works!'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Watering Flowers

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"Plus $600 for delivery."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

The garden lady.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'