Solar Supporter Gifts

Solar powered defibrillator

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Politically Correct Snowperson

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Peas on Earth.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Nutritional Supplements.

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Fresh picked baseballs.

Storm chaser van with satellite dish and Storm in a teacup chaser van with cup & spoon.

Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

Proud Mum.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

Solar energy

"Solar energy? How are they going to sink a test well on the sun?"

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

Grave with satellite dish.

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

'He wants us to wake him when something comes on that's aimed at his demographic.'

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'

"You can't transfer me to the night shift - I'm solar powered."

"Do you think it's wise to move away from solar energy?"