Plant-based Supporter Gifts

Peas on Earth.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Queen of Quinoa

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

Nutritional Supplements.

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Crocodile Shoes

Fresh picked baseballs.

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I can't remember which ones are plant-based."

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

A positive and negative view of electric cars.

Solar powered defibrillator

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

'I was only telling him yesterday he should watch his weight'.

"Guess who?"

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

All the best

"It says here that they only grow in damp,shady locations."

About this dependant of yours...

"Good morning, ma'am. I'd like to share the good word of vegetarianism with you."

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

"Do you think it's wise to move away from solar energy?"

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'