Organic Supporter Gifts

"We find shopping at the farmers' market to be more self-congratulatory."

Fresh picked baseballs.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Politically Correct Snowperson

View to the Future

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

All Natural Nothing

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Theatre Crowd

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

The original paperless office

See you at the farmers market!

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

"Mulch madness"

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"I'll have the usual."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."