Solar Panel Supporter Gifts

Politically Correct Snowperson

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

The original paperless office

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Crap others threw out

'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Ignoring Climate Change

"I can hear the sea boiling."

Swamp gas

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)