Shade-seeking Reader Mugs

Summer

Sunbathers.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

'I've got it made in the shade. What worries me is sunshine.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Elusive Shadow.

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

The Sun Bather

"Stanley, we're into the summer doldrums again, aren't we?"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"Didn't we come here for the sun?"

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"I love summer."

Tired Farmer resting under shade tree.

'Glorious day'

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

"You'd like a book on the meaning of life...fiction or nonfiction?"

'What's the difference between Cream Amber Sunset and Pale Golden Butterscotch? Umm...the name?'

50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon

Sunbloc 1000

'Joe doesn't like the sun... he prefers the shade!'

'You stop buying books and I'll stop buying plants.'

"It says 'plant in a shady spot'." "With the weather this dull, that covers the whole garden."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

"We must move Pipps to a windowless cubicle. As a succulent, he does poorly in direct sunlight."