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Man catches cigar smoke to make a hairpiece

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

New Hair Cloning Technology.

The Big Idea vs The Small Change

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Holy water, holy water...."

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"Well sir. . . you could have a crew cut, flat top, a stiff quiff, a hi-top fade. . . "

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"So what's your success rate?"

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"She massages egos."

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

No Loitering

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Where Mom used to take you.

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'