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Shampoo for dry hair?

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Sunbathers.

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I don't like your application."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Changing Room Decisions

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"