Shampoo Seeker Pillows

Shampoo for dry hair?

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Sunbathers.

Canine Scentipede

Pampered and poodled.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"I don't like your application."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Changing Room Decisions