Shampoo Shopper Pillows

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Shampoo.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Everything's gone up."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fashion Mistake.

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Complex Carbs

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Wash and Go...to hell...

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

Discount Shopping.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester