Shampoo Shopper Gifts

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Shampoo.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Everything's gone up."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

Fashion Mistake.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Wash and Go...to hell...

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Discount Shopping.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'Honey, these split ends look terrible! What kind of shampoo have you been using?'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."