Show Selector Pillows

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

Yummy Mummies

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I've downsized."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Harvey Smith.

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"He'll expect something nice. I'm his best friend."

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"It's been a perfectly wonderful date...let's not spoil it by talking to each other."

"What you've been coughing up - is it more of a 'Misty Green' or an 'Heirloom Sage'?"

'... and finally, would you like winter pine, or potpourri delight?'

"That's it! I'm giving up TV! Every single show is awesome! So now nothing is worth watching."

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

Desert Island Downloads

If you kids can't do your chores, you can't be online. We're researching! No work, no screens. Unfair! You asked us. I did not ask you to cruise electronics sites all day. But, mom! You said you wanted our Christmas lists! It's a chore to pick the best Smart Phone.

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"Good grief Betty, that's just the sort of pace the Test Selectors are looking for."

Beggar on street 'Ex-England opener bugged about by the selectors, please help'

'How do these glasses feel?'

'Ouch! Someone lost a fence in their blind spot in the middle of a jump I reckon!'

'Yes Mr. Johnson, if you buy a box of chocolates you can be in control of the selection

'Any chance you could block out the home shopping network.'