Spectacle Selector Pillows

'How do these glasses feel?'

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Musical genres

Birds with Headphones

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

The public was right

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Chess on TV

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Matador.

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Budget Opticians.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Alien Optician.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"Our top story: People all over the world have stopped fighting, and will join together in a chorus of peace and love! This just in: Fighting erupts over what song to sing."

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'