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'How do these glasses feel?'

"Hugh fans!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Birds with Headphones

Musical genres

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Chess on TV

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

The public was right

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'You can't vote him off, dear - he's the newsreader'

Matador.

Alien Optician.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Budget Opticians.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

"Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. I'd like you to see another specialist. His office is closer to the eye chart."

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'and for my 12,307 choice I'd have the live extended version of...'

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"Our top story: People all over the world have stopped fighting, and will join together in a chorus of peace and love! This just in: Fighting erupts over what song to sing."

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."