Lane Changer Gifts

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Martin Luther King

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Game changing

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Black and White: Segregation,

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

I'm stepping out to look for a better job...

Planned service changes

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Hypocrisy about poverty

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Human Rights for All

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

Obama Yes We Can.

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Nurturing Activism