Lane Changer Prints

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Opportunities in Coronatimes

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Martin Luther King

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Game changing

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Black and White: Segregation,

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Planned service changes

I'm stepping out to look for a better job...

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Hypocrisy about poverty

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Human Rights for All

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'Right, I hope that gives you an idea of what the work is about, any questions?'

"Originally I wanted to be a stockbroker but found I fainted at the sight of money.''

Obama Yes We Can.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

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'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Nurturing Activism