Lane Navigator Prints

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Airlines

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Slip Ahoy!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Touché"

"I am not asking for directions."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Better times ahead.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Battery Lighthouse