Lane Switcher Gifts

"You were recommended by Eastern Driving School."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Respected Professionals

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'Trick or treat.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Where Are They Now?

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Signs of Fall

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

Hotdish.

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'