Lane Switcher Pillows

"You were recommended by Eastern Driving School."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

Respected Professionals

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

'Trick or treat.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Where Are They Now?

Hotdish.

Russell Rebrand

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

Signs of Fall

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

Now we wait for the snow.

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'