History Channelers Gifts

"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

Cord cutter

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"But I use all of them!"

Peace in shackles.

Robot Attack in Bath

Conspiracy Theory Books

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

"Sky, sir?"

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"You must stop digging up the past."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

God changes the channel with his remote.

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

Pagoda

Then and Now.

'What do you suppose 'Merry Christmas' means?'

'I dunno, Friar Tuck. Sometimes I think I preferred the hidout before our visit from the 'Ground Force' team.'

Made America Coronavirus

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'

Jean Chretien talks about the election

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."