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"Roughly translated, it says: this wall is now available on video and DVD."

Cord cutter

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"Oh, goody. More reality-based crap."

"But I use all of them!"

Peace in shackles.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Robot Attack in Bath

Conspiracy Theory Books

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

'Here, you have it. I don't think I'll be using it again.'

'All this 'history' stuff you teach about - is it based on actual events?'

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

"Sky, sir?"

"Occupiers have often forced people who are polar opposites to live in one artificial 'country'."

The early version of accidentally hitting 'reply all.'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

"You must stop digging up the past."

North Korea tests a hydrogen bomb.

God changes the channel with his remote.

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

Pagoda

Turns out it's just a shopping list. Milk.

Then and Now.

'What do you suppose 'Merry Christmas' means?'

Dad on the History Channel.

2012 Doomsday

Made America Coronavirus

"Our TV has a 'fair' feature. It knows when you've dominated the TV, so it automatically switches over to my show."

'What's it to be? An overbearing chef, an overbearing interior designer, or an overbearing gardener?'