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Fake news on social media

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"That newspaper has been showing up ever since you started reading the news online. I think it feels betrayed."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Internet Cafe.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Like.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

A Journalist's Weapons

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

'Technology hates me.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Extra! Extra! Stream all about it! It’s extra, so you may not need it, especially if you looked at your phone recently."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

"All my devices are in there fighting over dominance again. I'm waiting out here until they're finished. It gets on my nerves."

'Have you any other skills outside of being able to shoot down 250,000 droids in a video game?'

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

Computer From Hell

"And that's tonight's news. . . now for tonight's news rebuttal from Trump."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

'Slow Internet connection! They thought of everything!'

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'